I do understand that its a job that needs to be done but there is an eerie sort of disrespect in it taking place so soon. Will they install a hologram? I mean they do have that science nerd schtick.
Posts By: Helen Bach
Television Lite March 31st – April 4th, 2014
Remember there are alternatives such as sleeping or reading or Netflix or hey how about heading out and seeing a live band? Just a thought.
Blue October’s, Justin Furstenfeld Accoustic "Hate Me", Reviewed
How this band could not be managed better, their issues handled more discreetly is beyond me. No one likes a Debbie Downer even if they have the sexiest eyes in rock and roll.
Warped Tour 2014 , This is IT!
I still feel the Warped magic but I have come to discover that it’s not just the bands doing it but the entire ‘fest’ environment. It’s hot, its filthy and its tradition.
“No Slam Dancing, No Stage Diving, No Spikes”
New York’s scene was tough to infiltrate. Loyalist and idiots ruled each street corner and each park bench. I should know, I was one. But Trenton was a bit more open, a bit more forgiving and the asshole to regular joe ratio was much smaller.
Chrissie Hynde Goes Solo With "Stockholm"
The Pretenders lost 50% of their band to drugs. That’s a heavy cut and while Hynde and drummer Martin Chambers attempted to carry on the dynamic was gone. Void of any sex appeal whatsoever it just didn’t have that thigh tremble anymore and the case was closed.
Black Flag On Tour, Uh Oh
the band with vocalist Mike Vallely hit the road and actually make it all the way to the East Coast and better than that all the way to Western Connecticut where I intend to be there amongst the upstarts to see whats new from these geezers.
Wine and Dine Cruise, With America
The Wine and Dine Cruise take you to the Caribbean with the band America. I cannot for the life of my understand what has triggered these music themed cruises other than captive audiences.
New Madness Album In The Works!
Word has it now that he is back to the drawing board writing new music for dun dun dun.. New Madness! Now my hopes arent that high, I worry that they cant maintain that youthful sound but I can hope, and that’s exactly what I will do.
Skate and Surf, A Sad Event
Cash in fast, your days are numbered. If you expect kids to spend $104. to see Anthony Green and Circa Survive…you’re out of your mind.
Television Lite: March 21st – March 28th, 2013
I could sit here and whine about how no ‘good’ musical guests are ever on television but I’d be writing that to people who actually watch shows like The Voice or American Idol so my though is some of you are actually excited to see some of the acts sitting on the late night couches.
“History of the Eagles” Tour, The Band That Wont Go Away
If you haven’t quoted ‘Hotel California” or ” The Long Run” you’re not being honest. These songs are simply woven into the tapestry of life and now once again you can see them performed live.
Gathering of The Vibes, Gathering of The Odd
Bridgeport Connecticut is one of the sketchiest citys in the state. Boasting loads of crime and blight it also boasts a little park in which all the wannabe hippies can come once a year with their Winnebago’s and get wasted while listening to throw back music.
5th Annual GWAR-B-Q, Don't Worry It's In Virginia
Much like KISS but of sincere less magnitude, ya gotta have a hook in this crazy business. Here is a latex one to bask in. For the past 5 years they have hosted a GWAR B Q, and this is where my story begins and ends.
Why Moby Is A Vegan and Why I Don't Hate Him As Much
To be clear: Just because I’m a vegan I’m not saying you should be a vegan. It would be ironic if I refused to force my will on animals but was all too happy forcing my will on humans.
KISS and Def Leppard, the Spandex and Fiber Tour
“Pour Some Sugar On Me” will only flare up the diabetes so use caution. The tour skips New York City instead focusing on the ‘burbs and with good reason- the target market here is the kids of the 80’s your gear head greaser and prom queen of days gone by
Led Zeppelin Offering Up Unheard Material
Let’s face it the odds of something we have NEVER heard before after decades just seems unreal- unless of course its songs we know with voice over or other out take, which is possible I suppose.
'Can't Remember To Forget You', Shakira and Rihanna ft Their Asses
There is nothing less erotic than these two in a bed an I swear I tried to find some sort of arousal factor in their performance but instead it looked like posing for a photo shoot rather than an actual entanglement.
Songs To Make You Pray For Death, "Bennie and the Jets", Sherri Klein & Jeff Young
It is an abomination and should come with a mental health warning. For your own good I ask that you mute this and slowly lift the volume, or you could well poor battery acid in your ears to deaden the pain.
"Rocky" The Musical, Mixed Reviews and Odd Placed Audience
They’re calling this the Father and Son show to Wicked’s mother and daughter designation. I’m calling it yet another remake in a theater business out of ideas. Oh, and apparently there is plenty of technical wizardry so be on the look out for it.
Paul Stanley of KISS, Sassy Beast
With so much baggage a bunch of old dudes can not (and should not!) pull it together for a last hurrah. I admire them for this. There is nothing more horrible than old men pretending to be what they were decades earlier.
Prince and Zooey Deschanel, “FALLINLOVE2NITE”, Reviewed
When you attempt to funk her up it sounds like a nun sucking helium with a tone deaf ear. Then there is Prince with a new mixing board, what happens next is a tune that we should never have found.
Television Lite March 17th – March 21st, 2014
I am so thrilled for them and so psyched to have seen these guys live, its just the coolest thing ever and if you cant stay awake – then set your damn DVR. Other than that, the week is crap.
The Moody Blues, Oakdale Theater Wallingford, CT Friday March 14, 2014
Hey after we were advised ceremoniously that the Moodies had been around for 50 year I shut my trap and gave proper respect to men of such age who could still hold a brat like me in the palm of their hands.
The Kooks, "Down" Reviewed
Somehow, somewhere something didn’t align and The Kooks became a nothing. I have always loved their sound, that congested Brit vocal and that poppy yet intellectual sound. They disappeared from my radar and The States weren’t loving them at all.
Gathering Of The Juggalos New Home In Ohio
The annual gathering of like minded folk has taken place in Missouri for years now but due to recent violence issues and just general repulsion the crew has been shoved out and forced to find new digs. Thanks to Thornville Ohio the show will go on this July.
Mysteryland Announces Lineup Let The Part-AY begin
A staple in the European Fest scene this year it parks its neon ass right in Bethel New York. Direct competition to Camp Bisco? Hmm, this one takes place Memorial Day weekend, so at least the heat shouldn’t be that intense.
Mick Jones, Paul Simonon,Frank Ocean & Diplo, "Hero" Reviewed
Mick looks like an over anxious dog hunched forward and rocking to Diplos every word and Paul still stoic and stiff shoots a periodic smile. Ocean seems to me he got the short end of the stick and he’s the one with most to offer in this tune.
Arcade Fire covers Prince’s “Controversy”
Win Butlers vocals make my skin crawl. Its as if he has trouble stayin on key. Musically I will concede that its alright- maybe the bongo’s are a bit strong (and I swear trotting horse like at times) but its the vocals… that are so bad that I cringe.
Johnny Cash: "She Used to Love Me a Lot" (Elvis Costello Mix) Reviewed
The original version of ‘She Used To Love Me A Lot”, chock full of slide guitar and pluckin’, with a two step sawdust floor back beat. Not a bad thing- it fits just right- but with the help of Mr Costello, this ’80s rarity gets the thump and momentum of a 2014 anthem.
My Chemical Romance Leader Gerard Way's Incoherent Letter To The Internet
The thought here is about the division of fans after the breakup of My Chemical Romance. I think he is just asking people to please like him while saying it doesn’t matter if you do
Adam Lambert & Queen, The Tour
Adam Lambert, the chiseled winner of the horrific American Idol talent show will be stepping on to the stage front and center with the band Queen..as Queen. Yes, Lambert has replaced Mercury and the entire world is just wrong now.
Sean Lennon & Charlotte Kemp Duo The GOASTT , Touring in Spring
Great political commentary and imagery, and you cant help but love Seans over animated placement but who will love The Goastt? Well if touring with The Flaming Lips and Tame Impala (back in 2013) is any indication of their audience, you already know.
Television Lite: March 10th – March 14th, 2014
Truth is its still freezing here in the North East and there is no end in site. Its the point where we begin to question if it will ever get warmer. In keeping with this big chill we have a television line up as icy as a corpse.
New Morrissey Album Is None Of Your Business
“World Peace is None of Your Business!”, is a fitting title for the king of sass. The current word is that it will release late June or early July. 12 new songs recorded and mastered in France. June cannot come sooner to his followers (me included)
Debbie Harry; God Like Genius
When you’re the lead singer of a band called Blondie and decades later you’re still on stage- you’re legendary at least. She has maintained her grace and beauty all along the way and despite wear and tear on the vocals
Taking Back Sunday "Stood A Chance" Reviewed
They released a new song, titled, “Stood A Chance”, and it’s absolutely phenomenal. It’s refreshing and new, upbeat and powerful. It’s like it was made for warmer weather, driving with all the windows down and it being bright and sunny.
Bob Casales Crowdfunding Campaign, 'Are We Not Uninsured?"
Lots of people die every day and a hefty load of them are uninsured. Here lies the problem…$100, 000. I am unsure of the cost of burial or what debts Casale may have left behind but as we all know death is pretty much a sure bet.
The Space, The Outer Space and The Starland Ballroom…Hamden Connecticut On The Map!
a great place for mom or dad to get tanked while their kid is in The Space. They also have shows there, nothing major but called their spot ‘Starland’, get it? The Space, Outer Space…Starland. I mean c’mon its clever!
Jimmy Fallon Rules The World Part 1: Beatles Ahead of Their Time
I don’t want to get sick of his shtick- and since its sorta predictable, its easy to get old really quick. So rather than shout out all the nifty things he’s done on the new improved and hipped up Tonight Show, I’ll periodically share something off the beaten path.
Fearless Records Wont Give Up, Punk Goes 90s Vol. 2
Fearless Records used to be one of my favorite labels. A stable of pop punk ( a fake genre btw- who dreamed that one up?) pretty boys with angsty love lyrics and a quick tempo. Now they’re as stale as old biscuits with a roster of the same old same and really nothing much to offer to get stoked about.
Priscilla Presley Compares Elvis to Miley Cyrus
Before you ‘wtf’ this think about it clearly. Its possible their are similarities just in a hillbilly sense but ex wife ‘Cilla hasnt had enough media time lately so shes chosen a great way to get her name in headlines again.
Prince 'Something In The Water' Live in Manchester, Video Review
In this video he has never been more Jimi Hendrix inspired–right down to the almost Richard Simmons ‘fro. This is no way deflects from the magic of this guy. At 5’ 2”, he is larger than life and with a thumping predictable thrust beat.. he’s still a dirty boy with a bad attitude.
Television Lite: March 3rd – March 7th, 2014
appears that Craig Ferguson is the winner with Panic! At The Disco. I still cant wrap my arms around the Brenden Urie Panic! There were three other members who added a whole heck of alot of personality. It almost seems as if it shouldn’t be called PATD at all.
Rob Zombie and The Mansons And The Mundane Story Retold…again
Oh you remember good ol Charlie Manson? The fearless leader of hippy outcasts and the killer of a handful of folks, who sits happily in California prison with a stick and poke tattoo of a swastika on his head.
Morrissey Talks To Billboard and Proves He Still Got It
“I’m not controversial at all, and whatever I’ve said I meant. Amongst all of the people around me, my views are not special. They are only controversial if your brain is stuck in 1957.”
And Now… Morrissey News
Flashback to 2012 when Morrissey was busy puking up blood and cancelling shows. Just a mere 2 years ago I was 100% the man was going to drop dead. Show after show cancellation and doctor warnings of forced retirement fueled the thought.
Twitter and The Pop Star, Harry Styles' Strict Rules
Unlike Facebook, Twitter is much more spontaneous and you don’t have to be ‘friends’ with anyone to see what they’re saying. Hell all you need is the infamous ‘hashtag’ and you can pretty much bring up everything on any topic.
Stage Dive Assault, Your 15 Minute of Fame Report
Lol, can’t believe I spent a week in jail for this bogusness considering the ‘victims’ were released from the hospital with no injuries according to a DT. Pff wha ever dude. I gotta mic handed to me and got to help close out a set to one of my favorite bands (letlive).
Pitbull "Wild Wild Love", Reviewed
Armando is 33 can he sustain this implied Casanova role? Yup. This guy owns his genre. The ugly mans sex god, the hispanic hottie who is so dangerously unattractive it hurts.. and you just wont care.
