Losing the vocal forces us to only endure the visual aspect of this collaboration from hell. The Black Lips are nothing more than a bar band. Non-descript , drum guitar bass for the bland set.
Posts By: Helen Bach
2014 Joey Ramone Birthday Bash Details Released
“This year the theme is more obvious than in all the years prior. Being that The Ramones were born in 1974, this year we’ll be celebrating not only the birthday of Jeff Hyman, we’ll be celebrating the birth of Joey Ramone, as well.”
The Chrissie Hynde Interview…But Not With Us
Chrissie has been an icon and one of the handful of women with earned respect in the entire rock world. She has held it together with bad ass appeal and beauty of conviction. Every girl should aspire to be her, no one holds a candle to her.
Could It Be? ‘Soul Train’ on Broadway!
Consider Rock of Ages the inspiration for the latest thought headed to Broadway. That infamous dance show “Soul Train” could be chuggin down the great white way sooner than you think.
KISS and The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, Via Ace Frehley
There is nothing less macho than being that vague. Ace having an opinion is fabulous. Ace not getting to the point is lame. But this is over now. You wont hear anything more from KISS for a very long time.
Television Lite: April 21st – April 24th, 2014
We should be headed in to the days of reruns soon-but until then late night TV is alive and well and …well awful. Foster The People and Neon Trees? Proving that we are too tired and too distracted to care what we watch anyway.
Music To Torture With:The Red Hot Chili Peppers
There are songs that can dash me into fury just by their opening notes. Seriously, if you play “Insane in The Membrane” or anything by Cypress Hill I will rip your lungs out and leave you for dead.
Candy Hearts, "I Miss You" Reviewed
The problem here is that Avril Lavigne was nearly 20 years ago and that school girl voice really has been done before. The shouting of “I Miss You” is the perfect lyric for the high school sophomore genre this band slot in to
New England Hardcore And Metal Fest This Weekend
I am always house proud when this event comes along. It’s great to see this event gain popularity and strength. This thing is run like clockwork rarely off time schedule (and by the way they actually give you the set times on their website!)
Morrissey: "World Peace is None of Your Business" New Details!
Year of Refusal was a peach though, so I wont cry too hard. But with a lack of label, morons like Amanda Palmer offering advise and some odd and numerous health issues its a wonder there was any more to be had from the quiffed wizard.
EELS 'Mistakes of My Youth' , Video Review
the typical boy smoking, drinking, spray painting, fighting and making out with a homeless girl. You know what every 12 year old boy does while on his bike in Idaho or wherever the hell this was filmed
Alternative Press Offers You "The 10 Commandments of Show Going"
I see no need to tip the merch dude who takes 20 min to throw me a t-shirt while staring down the boobs of a 14 year old girl. I will tip a merch person who actually provides customer service, the rest can piss off.
Television Lite: April 14th – April 18th, 2014
I gotta say this is one of the most diverse weeks ever and almost all of the shows are repeats. the Strypes, Frank Turner, Broken Bells are just a few of the more interesting weeks I have seen in a long time. Oh it still sucks but not as hard as weeks past.
Seven Albums, By Cat Stevens
In tribute to Imans ability to see Cat live at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony, I spent an entire day listening to his catalog. I then went on to provide you a nice consumer guide to most of the discography. No muss, no fuss, just the facts.
Sebastian Bach, "Sing Your Face Off"
Let’s face it kids this show is a one season wonder. As the creative minds of television search in vain for their next big cash cow, things like this are bound to show up.
Cat Steven's, Actually Yusef, Is In New York!
His showing on Jimmy Fallon nearly sent me into cardiac arrest. Older and behind dark shades he performed a medley of “First Cut Is The Deepest” and “Wild World” accompanied by The Roots. First off The Roots need to chill, between this and their hanging out with Elvis Costello I’m getting a bit jealous
Peter Murphy, “Hang Up” Reviewed
Its disturbing and annoying and that is exactly what this genre is all about. Anthemic? Nah. Memorable? Yes. At least he is over that whole dance techno thing he dabbled in.
Linda Rondstadt Will Not Attend Her Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction
This not for political or moral reasons but rather due to her struggles with Parkinson’s disease. She swore off singing last year and now states she needs to save her travel strength for more important events.
Ian Anderson, "Enter The Uninvited" Track Review
That being said if you’re a mullet sporting guy who still has Frampton on your iPod and is attempting to restore your old Chevelle- you’re gonna love it. If you’re a nostalgia fiend, such as I- same.
Cat In The City, Welcome Yusuf Islam!
I may not be a fan of Rolling Stone or the Hall of Fame but when someone I actually admire is being recognized, I cant help but feel a bit of excitement. Songs that shaped my youth and adolescence and to this day inspire my actions
Television Lite: April 7th – April 11th, 2014
Holy mother of Peace Train I take that all back, hands up for Jimmy Fallon who comes in with the one and only Yusef Islam on the 8th, showing up 2 days before his day at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony. Tuesday’s not dead.
Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem Festival Announce Line Up
Can we do something about that Fest name? Rockstar Energy Drink? Really? I mean I understand that its sponsored by the chemical giant but really cant you find a way to subtle it down?
Jack White, “High Ball Stepper” Reviewed
Jack has gotten more front porch bluesy since he packed it up for Nashville and I think that may just be the norm. Tennessee has a grip on folk and if it doesnt make you twangy it sorta messes with your brai
“You Might Well Arsk” John Lennons Art At Sothebys
When you are a legend like John Lennon people are willing to sell a kidney to own a piece of you and so it goes as poshy auction house Sotheby dusts off original art, puts it on an easel and waits for the offers to roll in
Elvis Costello To Collaborate With Burt Bacharach And Much More
The songs I am working on with Burt Bacharach are not being prepared for recording. Initially they are being prepared for performance on stage and for a musical.
Devo On Tour 2014, One Man Down
I do understand that its a job that needs to be done but there is an eerie sort of disrespect in it taking place so soon. Will they install a hologram? I mean they do have that science nerd schtick.
Television Lite March 31st – April 4th, 2014
Remember there are alternatives such as sleeping or reading or Netflix or hey how about heading out and seeing a live band? Just a thought.
Blue October’s, Justin Furstenfeld Accoustic "Hate Me", Reviewed
How this band could not be managed better, their issues handled more discreetly is beyond me. No one likes a Debbie Downer even if they have the sexiest eyes in rock and roll.
Warped Tour 2014 , This is IT!
I still feel the Warped magic but I have come to discover that it’s not just the bands doing it but the entire ‘fest’ environment. It’s hot, its filthy and its tradition.
“No Slam Dancing, No Stage Diving, No Spikes”
New York’s scene was tough to infiltrate. Loyalist and idiots ruled each street corner and each park bench. I should know, I was one. But Trenton was a bit more open, a bit more forgiving and the asshole to regular joe ratio was much smaller.
Chrissie Hynde Goes Solo With "Stockholm"
The Pretenders lost 50% of their band to drugs. That’s a heavy cut and while Hynde and drummer Martin Chambers attempted to carry on the dynamic was gone. Void of any sex appeal whatsoever it just didn’t have that thigh tremble anymore and the case was closed.
Black Flag On Tour, Uh Oh
the band with vocalist Mike Vallely hit the road and actually make it all the way to the East Coast and better than that all the way to Western Connecticut where I intend to be there amongst the upstarts to see whats new from these geezers.
Wine and Dine Cruise, With America
The Wine and Dine Cruise take you to the Caribbean with the band America. I cannot for the life of my understand what has triggered these music themed cruises other than captive audiences.
New Madness Album In The Works!
Word has it now that he is back to the drawing board writing new music for dun dun dun.. New Madness! Now my hopes arent that high, I worry that they cant maintain that youthful sound but I can hope, and that’s exactly what I will do.
Skate and Surf, A Sad Event
Cash in fast, your days are numbered. If you expect kids to spend $104. to see Anthony Green and Circa Survive…you’re out of your mind.
Television Lite: March 21st – March 28th, 2013
I could sit here and whine about how no ‘good’ musical guests are ever on television but I’d be writing that to people who actually watch shows like The Voice or American Idol so my though is some of you are actually excited to see some of the acts sitting on the late night couches.
“History of the Eagles” Tour, The Band That Wont Go Away
If you haven’t quoted ‘Hotel California” or ” The Long Run” you’re not being honest. These songs are simply woven into the tapestry of life and now once again you can see them performed live.
Gathering of The Vibes, Gathering of The Odd
Bridgeport Connecticut is one of the sketchiest citys in the state. Boasting loads of crime and blight it also boasts a little park in which all the wannabe hippies can come once a year with their Winnebago’s and get wasted while listening to throw back music.
5th Annual GWAR-B-Q, Don't Worry It's In Virginia
Much like KISS but of sincere less magnitude, ya gotta have a hook in this crazy business. Here is a latex one to bask in. For the past 5 years they have hosted a GWAR B Q, and this is where my story begins and ends.
Why Moby Is A Vegan and Why I Don't Hate Him As Much
To be clear: Just because I’m a vegan I’m not saying you should be a vegan. It would be ironic if I refused to force my will on animals but was all too happy forcing my will on humans.
KISS and Def Leppard, the Spandex and Fiber Tour
“Pour Some Sugar On Me” will only flare up the diabetes so use caution. The tour skips New York City instead focusing on the ‘burbs and with good reason- the target market here is the kids of the 80’s your gear head greaser and prom queen of days gone by
Led Zeppelin Offering Up Unheard Material
Let’s face it the odds of something we have NEVER heard before after decades just seems unreal- unless of course its songs we know with voice over or other out take, which is possible I suppose.
'Can't Remember To Forget You', Shakira and Rihanna ft Their Asses
There is nothing less erotic than these two in a bed an I swear I tried to find some sort of arousal factor in their performance but instead it looked like posing for a photo shoot rather than an actual entanglement.
Songs To Make You Pray For Death, "Bennie and the Jets", Sherri Klein & Jeff Young
It is an abomination and should come with a mental health warning. For your own good I ask that you mute this and slowly lift the volume, or you could well poor battery acid in your ears to deaden the pain.
"Rocky" The Musical, Mixed Reviews and Odd Placed Audience
They’re calling this the Father and Son show to Wicked’s mother and daughter designation. I’m calling it yet another remake in a theater business out of ideas. Oh, and apparently there is plenty of technical wizardry so be on the look out for it.
Paul Stanley of KISS, Sassy Beast
With so much baggage a bunch of old dudes can not (and should not!) pull it together for a last hurrah. I admire them for this. There is nothing more horrible than old men pretending to be what they were decades earlier.
Prince and Zooey Deschanel, “FALLINLOVE2NITE”, Reviewed
When you attempt to funk her up it sounds like a nun sucking helium with a tone deaf ear. Then there is Prince with a new mixing board, what happens next is a tune that we should never have found.
Television Lite March 17th – March 21st, 2014
I am so thrilled for them and so psyched to have seen these guys live, its just the coolest thing ever and if you cant stay awake – then set your damn DVR. Other than that, the week is crap.
The Moody Blues, Oakdale Theater Wallingford, CT Friday March 14, 2014
Hey after we were advised ceremoniously that the Moodies had been around for 50 year I shut my trap and gave proper respect to men of such age who could still hold a brat like me in the palm of their hands.
The Kooks, "Down" Reviewed
Somehow, somewhere something didn’t align and The Kooks became a nothing. I have always loved their sound, that congested Brit vocal and that poppy yet intellectual sound. They disappeared from my radar and The States weren’t loving them at all.
