Life is Like a Box of Moby : You Never Know What Youre Going To Get

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Moby is my vegan brethren.  I cant really hate on him too much.  Like many others in our weirdo circle he is prone to bouts of extremism.  In Moby’s case its extremely sucks or extremely brilliant.  Case studies?  “Southside” with Gwen, brilliant.  “We Are All Made Of Stars” suckage.  No real in between and really Play was the best he ever did. Well its time again, new Moby!  So whats it going to be? The mystery fruit center that tastes like toothpaste or something yummy and wonderful?  We don’t know.  Its based on his soy consumption.  Heaven knows Im at …

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The World Needs More LCD Soundsystems

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James Murphy of LCD Soundsystem just won my coolest dude of the year award for his humble yet rocker response to his fantatstic 2 second sell out of Madison Square Garden.  As we previously wrote LCD is calling it quits and scheduled an April 2 swan song at ‘The Garden’. Tickets sold out in record time and the shock hit the band as much as the fans.  But its the scalpers who hold the key now.  So yeah you can go for a cost. But Murphy released a rather huge statement that exemplifies just what type of person he is, its …

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Iman and Hel Do SNL: Chris Brown 2/12/11

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    I don’t think Chris sang He got caught up in the NY scene and felt like one of the Jets or Sharks or something. For the longest time I wasn’t sure if anyone was singing at all but he had a mic so he must sing telepathically. There’s no shame to lip sync when you can bust a move like Bernardo that’s for sure.  I don’t know his music well enough to either like or dislike.  But the song was fun the performance was pretty intense and I don’t think he sang.     Iman disagrees completely feels he …

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An Open Letter To The Decemberists

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Dear Decemberists, What happened?  Why are you doing REM covers?  “Cuyahoga”?  Really? I wish I could explain to you how scared I am.  I don’t understand what you’re doing.  Are you evolving? Transforming? Have you put down the french press coffee maker and gone to freeze dried?   I have to tell you I don’t like it.  I have spent alot of time telling everyone how cool you guys are.  I even followed you on twitter despite the whole plaid flannel scene you’re involved with. Hazards of Love, remember that? Rakes Song?  Yeah! some breathtaking imagery that I had written …

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