Beyoncé And Jay Z To Divorce
With the OTR 2 tour months away, news has arrived that Jay Z and Beyoncé are divorcing. A statement early this morning announced that the high profile superstars of r&b and rap are divorcing (note: “not separating”) after ten years of marriage. Naturally social media has exploded with the following being the biggest rumors.
1 – Jay Z cheated again.
2 – Beyoncé, who has identified as queer for many years now, plans to come out.
3 – Jay Z is jealous that Beyoncé has become more popular and during a terrible fight, beat her.
So now they are about to embark on a huge tour while their future together is seriously jeopardy, and that is after Jay’s mea culpa 4:44 -his worse selling album ever.
According to sources close to the couple, they will either not perform together, or rework the entire set so that it is a satire of “The Sonny And Cher Show,” including a new single, “Going For Broke” which samples “I’ve Got You Babe” and is a potential smash hit.
Beyoncé is said to be extremely relieved to be done with him, and Jay Z has been on a bi-sexual spree including sexual contact with Tyler The Creator and a stable of young white boys, as well as Becky with the straight hair. Jay Z is moving back to Manhattan where he was seen last night holding court at 40/40, and an unknown, extremely attractive, woman,was seen moving into their house.
We live in a world where this could be a publicity stunt and they change their minds closer to the tour dates (neither MetLife show has sold out…) or it could be an April’s Fool joke…