Metallica and The Bulging Screen

Written by | January 11, 2012 0:09 am | No Comments


There really is nothing more enticing than a group of balding long haired rockers coming at you in 3D.  I mean really it's bad enough the implied sex in 'Get Him To The Greek", that Lars Ulrich tortured us with.  But this?  This could be horrific.

Disney Pixar?  Hell yes, bring on the glasses, 3D is awesome.  Sweaty Ulrich? No thank you.  But now that Metallica is officially Lou Reeds bitch, it's only fitting that they plaster their mugs on the big screen

Dig the quote:
"As you know, we generally make it a policy not to comment on gossip or rumors, but we also pride ourselves on being first with 'TALLICA news. So, with that said, the more astute of you may have noticed a couple of mentions in trade publications, and most recently in the new issue of Rolling Stone, that a METALLICA 3D movie is in the works. We're here to tell you that, yes, there is indeed a 3D project in the very early stages of production! We wish we could tell you more right now, but we don't have all the finer points nailed down just yet. What we can tell you is that we are planning on being in a theatre near you sometime in 2013 and as you hear us say ever so often, this will be the space for all the details as we finalize them."

"We make it our policy.. "what are they now the IRS?  What a bunch of self loving gobs.  So what's it going to be a "rockumentary", showing the roadies hauling gear and cute bus stories?  Wait is it gonna be arty in black and white and all Starbucksy?  Doesn't matter- it'll be loved by the die hards and gagged upon by the realists.  Metallica- stick to making new music, wait.. have you forgotten how to do that without a 'friend"?

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