Shiprocked 2014, Does Anyone Really Go On These Things

Written by | July 3, 2013 0:10 am | No Comments


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You gotta be kidding me, do people actually pay money for these cruises?  They aren’t cheap, at all and the bands are just  so incredibly sub par.  I suppose it would make more sense if it was a more ‘mature’ pairing.  I don’t know maybe. The Beyonce Boat or something similar.  When you consider the demographic on these bands where the hell does the money come from to finance the endeavor?

Obviously allot of blue collar vacation clubs and executive mid life crises, that’s what.  When your headliners is Five Finger Death Punch, its not the most upper crust clientele.  Call it profiling but the truth is a Papa Roach fan is far different than an Eagles fan, and that’s that.

Sleep. Eat. Rock. Is the tagline- here is the official pitch

Sun, sea, sand and great music; ShipRocked delivers the ultimate cruise vacation, steaming through the Caribbean in luxury for four days and nights, with the best bands in rock and roll providing the soundtrack for you and your friends!

Our fifth fantastic voyage will set sail January 26-30, 2014, from Miami, FL, onboard our new nautical vessel, the spectacular Norwegian Pearl, and we’ll be cruising to the sun-drenched tropical paradise of Great Stirrup Cay in The Bahamas for two full days of beachside concerts and plenty of wet and wild fun!

This one will be bigger and better than ever, with a ship ton of concerts every day, from the morning light all through the night! Get ready for some incredible memories and once in a lifetime musical experiences.

Alrighty then… at a thousand bucks a head its got some profit margin, but would you go? Check it out here you drunken pirate

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