Television Lite: January 20st – January 24th, 2014

Written by | January 19, 2014 0:05 am | No Comments


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Hey hey its Vampire Weekend!  Those crazy New York hipbags are big time cool now!  Making the rounds on the late night circuit after playing intimate venues theyre all over the place and hitting the big festivals too.  Ah, watching the kids grow up and succeed.  Remember debating the cover of their album with the Cheryl Tiegs looking mystery chick?  Yeah! Seems like a million years ago but it was really only 4.

Unfortunately Vampire Weekend is on Jimmy Kimmel.  Jimmy Kimmel is a dirtbag. He could offer me a VIP front row seat and a month in Belize and I would spit in his face.  But I included the idiot this week for the VW bit only.  His crap wont be up next week.

Sit down shut up and go watch TV

Monday, January 20

David Letterman: TBA
Jay Leno: President Barack Obama, Patti LaBelle (R 8/6/13)
Jimmy Kimmel: LL Cool J, Chloe Bennett, Vampire Weekend
Craig Ferguson: Denis Leary
Jimmy Fallon: Jessica Alba, Elvis Duran, Disclosure
Daily Show: Marilynne Roach
Colbert Report: Scott Stossel
Chelsea Lately: Ben Gleib, April Richardson, Ryan Stout
Conan O’Brien: Adam DeVine, Blake Anderson, Anders Holm, Gabrielle Union
Kelly & Michael: Kevin Bacon, Troian Bellisario
Ellen DeGeneres: Meryl Streep, Vanessa Hudgens

Tuesday, January 21

David Letterman: Andy Samberg, Michael B. Jordan, Ellie Goulding
Jay Leno: Adam Sandler, Ali Wentworth, Sheryl Crow
Jimmy Kimmel: Greg Kinnear, Emily Deschanel, Young the Giant
Craig Ferguson: Justin Long, Valerie Azlynn
Jimmy Fallon: Bill Gates, Kate McKinnon, Wild Cub
Daily Show: Theresa Payton
Colbert Report: Michael Chabon, Mariel Hemingway
Chelsea Lately: David Spade, Brad Wollack, Arden Myrin, Tone Bell
Conan O’Brien: Kristen Bell, Alana Nichols, Sarah Jarosz
Kelly & Michael: Andy Samberg, Stephen Amell
Ellen DeGeneres: Seth Meyers, Busy Philipps, Alison Sweeney

Wednesday, January 22

Jay Leno: Charlie Sheen, Joy Behar, Neon Trees
Jimmy Kimmel: Christina Ricci, Jake Johnson, Danny Brown
Craig Ferguson: Michelle Monaghan, Michael Irvin
Jimmy Fallon: Kevin Nealon, Lupita Nyong’o
Daily Show: Hari Sreenivasan
Colbert Report: Charles Duhigg
Chelsea Lately: Gabourey Sidibe, Kerri Kenney-Silver, Natasha Leggero, Bobby Lee
Conan O’Brien: Matt LeBlanc, the cast of “Impractical Jokers”, Trombone Shorty
Kelly & Michael: Rosario Dawson, Michael B. Jordan
Ellen DeGeneres: Kirstie Alley, Loni Love

Thursday, January 23

Jay Leno: Matt LeBlanc
Jimmy Kimmel: Kim Kardashian, Sean Lowe & Catherine Giudici
Craig Ferguson: Christina Ricci, Ian Rankin
Daily Show: Anjan Sundaram
Colbert Report: Patricia Churchland
Chelsea Lately: Timothy Olyphant, Michael Yo, Jamie Lee, Ross Mathews
Conan O’Brien: Wayne Gretzky
Kelly & Michael: Aaron Eckhart, A Great Big World, guest co-host Anderson Cooper
Ellen DeGeneres: Joel McHale

Friday, January 24

Jay Leno: Terry Bradshaw, Celine Dion, Ne-Yo
Chelsea Lately: Heather Graham, John Caparulo, Claire Titelman, Ross Mathews (R 1/16/14)
Kelly & Michael: James Purefoy, guest co-host Anderson Cooper


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