So another year and now all the controversy is over and the world can simply accept that yes, the Brit Awards are filled with racist scum white male (84% of the recipients since 1977, white and what sex again?) bt what the fuck do I care? I have enough trouble getting through the winter to worry about the brit Awards. Plus did it air in the States? I know I dis the Grammys but this truthfully a boring list of winners. Plus, imagine if the Grammys was only available to Americans?
Anyway, all I have to say is well, how many white guys have won the BET Award? Yeah, that was an off hand dig.So the night belonged to Sam Smith and ed Sheeran (no Young Fathers strangely enough…). Taylor still can’t dance by the way, though her walking has improved.
Apparently, Madonna fell off the stage last night in London so in our ongoing efforts to be entirely irrelevant in the world of music journalism, here is the list of winners, available only everywhere and some priceless moments… especially Madonna falling off stage.
British Artist Video of the Year: One Direction, “You and I”
British Breakthrough Act: Sam Smith
Mastercard British Album: Ed Sheeran, X
British Female Solo Artist: Paloma Faith
British Male Solo Artist: Ed Sheeran
British Group: Royal Blood
International Male Solo Artist: Pharrell Williams
International Female Solo Artist: Taylor Swift
International Group: Foo Fighters
Critics’ Choice Awards: James Bay
British Producer: Paul Epworth
British Single: Mark Ronson ft Bruno Mars, “Uptown Funk”
British Global Success Award: Sam Smith