The Castration of Justin Bieber Plot Intercepted

Written by | March 18, 2013 0:07 am | No Comments


No really, it’s disgusting and horrific but it was an actual planned event.  A convicted murderer with too much time on his hands sent a letter to a television network with details of a master plan.

Wait there is history here.  Dana Martin is currently serving two life sentences for the rape and killing of a 15 year old girl back in 2000.   What he does now  is conspire with other inmates to off Justin Bieber. 

The first plan back in 2012 he and fellow inmate Mark Staake and a nephew Tanner Ruane were all set to abduct and torture Bieber but that was foiled when Staake was arrested in Vermont on some outstanding warrants.  He then sang like a canary about the plan.  This was during the Believe tour in November.


But fear not for Dana Martin is a diligent homicidal maniac who recently sent notes to networks stating, "I arranged for another hit man. This new hit man will place an explosive device… at a live performance, killing everyone on stage and quite a few in the audience."


The letter was (of course) sent to the authorities and now.. all of Dana’s communications privileges have been revoked and he is in solitary confinement.  Wonder who is waiting on the outside to carry out his directive.


As if Bieber doesn’t have a full enough plate with his latest antics lets add death and castration to the kids burden.  The life of a star comes with some pretty interesting pressures.   I don’t suppose when he set out to be a pop star he imagined it to unfold like this.   But with the glory comes the jealousy and with jealousy comes danger.  Hire more guards son, apparently its rough times ahead.


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