Written by Helen Bach | May 5, 2012 0:08 | No Comments
Well just when you thought things couldn't become worse, whammo you get Tom Cruise singing 80's hair metal. Tom Cruise had his cool time, I mean no one can take "Risky Business" away from him.
But as an older gent and after all that couch jumping, Scientology, weirdo crap… he really has become a parody. So, I suppose in a way this is right up the alley. Perfectly appropriate for a star who has become a joke.
The film adaptation of Rock of Ages is in the can and about to assault your eyes and ears. That's not the worse of it. The soundtrack will also include, Russell Brand, Alec Baldwin, Paul Giamatti, Catherine Zeta Jones, and poor little Mary J Blige, who has to dirty her hands with this lot. The track list is hilarious. "Pour Some Sugar On Me", sung by Tom…priceless.
Paradise City (Tom Cruise)
Sister Christian / Just Like Paradise / Nothin' But A Good Time (Julianne Hough, Diego Boneta, Russell Brand, Alec Baldwin)
Juke Box Hero / I Love Rock 'n' Roll (Diego Boneta, Alec Baldwin, Russell Brand, Julianne Hough)
Hit Me With Your Best Shot (Catherine Zeta-Jones)
Waiting For A Girl Like You (Diego Boneta, Julianne Hough)
More Than Words / Heaven (Julianne Hough, Diego Boneta)
Wanted Dead Or Alive (Tom Cruise, Julianne Hough)
I Want To Know What Love Is (Tom Cruise, Malin Akerman)
I Wanna Rock (Diego Boneta)
Pour Some Sugar On Me (Tom Cruise)
Harden My Heart (Julianne Hough, Mary J. Blige)
Shadows of the Night / Harden My Heart (Mary J. Blige, Julianne Hough)
Here I Go Again (Diego Boneta, Paul Giamatti, Julianne Hough, Mary J. Blige, Tom Cruise)
Can't Fight This Feeling (Russell Brand, Alec Baldwin)
Any Way You Want It (Mary J. Blige, Constantine Maroulis, Julianne Hough)
Undercover Love (Diego Boneta)
Every Rose Has Its Thorn (Julianne Hough, Diego Boneta, Tom Cruise, Mary J. Blige)
Rock You Like A Hurricane (Julianne Hough, Tom Cruise)
We Built This City / We're Not Gonna Take It (Russell Brand / Catherine Zeta-Jones)
Don't Stop Believin' (Julianne Hough, Diego Boneta, Tom Cruise, Alec Baldwin, Russell Brand, Mary J. Blige)